So, inspired by the thorny hand of satan this excellent piece of work I just found, I’ve decided to try my hand at writing Cthulhurotica in order to get rid of my writer’s block.

Attempt #1:

( Het flavored )

So, I‘m sure if you’re actually reading this, you were aware my last sporking didn’t go all too well(my memory’s a little hazy, but I’m pretty sure the entire earth exploded.) So I thought I’d try again with something marginally less offensive to the senses but just as ball-draggingly stupid. I bring you the salty sequel to Artemis’s Lover!

( cut for cat-on-childhood rape and a black hole of fail )

…in so many words.

Hey Piers? You know that book you wrote, waaaay back in 1990? A little sump’ sump’ called Firefly? Welll, I’ve got a few bones to pick with you.

( WARNING!!! DISCUSSION OF SEX AND POTENTIAL CM TRIGGER UNDER THE CUT!!! )